Diana Smith &
Funny Farm Homestead
Top Quality European Dobermans
As a homesteader I understand the comfort you get from not only the companionship of a dog but also the security that comes from an impressive guardian. That's why I breed the best European lines for brains and braun then raise them on the farm for versatility. Adding to their beauty, I have their ears cropped by the famous Dr Midgarden, considered the best in the country. You get peace of mind with lifetime breeder support, and knowing all adult breeding dogs have health tested with results of cardio normal, hips (HD A or HD B) and Von Willebrand Disease vWD clear.
Puppies sold with AKC Limited Registry and will go to their new homes up to date on vaccinations & worming, micro-chipped, tails docked, dew claws removed and ear ready to post. To make their transition easier, your puppy gets a "puppy pale" filled with a blanket and toys covered in their sibling's scent, slow feed food dish, water bucket, baggie of kibble, and a bone to keep them busy on the drive home.
CURRENT LITTER
Born August 6, 2025
Sire
Stax Of Cash
"Stax"
AKC # WS80956701
DOB 3.18.2023
125# At Age Two
Sire: Cadillac Jack By Calliana (Europe)
Dam: Gentlemen Place Your Bets
Dam
Wind Goddess Velky Jarok
"Desi"
COR A 10306-22/143 (Export Pedigree)
AKC # WS85106701
DOB 12.23.2021
Imported from Romania
Won Best Of Breed
Won Best Female
Won Best In Show
PUPPIES
Bruce Wayne *SOLD*
He's HUGE!! A full 2# heavier than any of his litter mates at 8 weeks old. Growing that big takes it out of a guy ... he sleeps ... all the time. He's already in his forever home.
Aqua Girl *AVAILABLE*
I don't even know where to begin with this little sweetie... she's my favorite!! She's the smallest but has a huge heart, kind nature, stays close, loves cuddles, is the first to hurry back when called, fun to play with but quiets quickly... she perfect ... simply perfect 💜
Neon Girl *SOLD*
She has a face so captivating that her new owner was smitten at first glance. "One look at her face and I had to have her" Love at first site.
Green Boy *AVAILABLE*
He thunders around like he owns the joint. Super curious, smart, and full of charm. Great around all the animals, quiets quickly in the create and his recall to "pupper puppers" is on point. He's cool.
Pink Collar *SOLD*
She's headed to California to keep her new mom on her toes. This little stinker is full of herself and so much fun.
Purple Girl *AVAILABLE*
Sassy. Sassy. Sassy. She has attitude as big as her feet. Always keeping her siblings in line. So much fun to be around.
Susan *SOLD*
She is best described as kind and thoughtful. She already picked her person
These dolls made a 2500 mile road trip (Washington State to Colorado) to get their ears done. Along the journey they learned to ride quietly loose in the back of a van, potty on command at every pit stop, sleep in a crate at hotels, and they're so much fun to travel with. At home, they have a doggie door available and have pretty much potty trained themselves. They've been socialized with all the farm animals and tons of people. We are working on patience and waiting their turns when it comes to treats, they have to sit and no stealing from others... it's a work in progress. Each puppy spends a couple hours a day alone in a create for training, it's helpful when they go home. They're very smart puppies and learn quickly. You will love yours!!
All puppies are $5000 with AKC Limited Registry, can't be used for breeding. A $2000 non-refundable deposit holds your puppy and can be transferred to a different pup if you so choose. If you want to be put on the waitlist to pick from a future litter, a $500 deposit secures your picking order, first to pay is first to pick and so on.
I look forward to helping you pick out your next family member and guardian. Let's visit 509.991.4788
Past Litter
Born Sept 6, 2024
Sire
Cadillac Jack by Calliana (Romania) "Martin"
COR A 9992-21/143 (ROM)
DOB 11.09.20
Exc. 1 CACJ, Best Male x2
Exc. 1 CACJ, Best of Breed
Romanian Junior Champion
Doberman Trophy
Exc. 1 Cac Open Class Winner
Dam
Wind Goddess Velky Jarok
"Desi"
COR A 10306-22/143 (Export Pedigree)
AKC # on it's way
DOB 12.23.2021
Arrived from Romania Pregnant
Won Best Of Breed
Won Best Female
Won Best In Show
I'm thrilled to offer this litter Desi X Martin, she was imported pregnant and he still resides in Romania. She was shipped after pregnancy was confirmed via ultrasound and arrived just a month before delivering. It's been such a fun adventure getting this magical cross here safely tucked inside her tummy. She is a true gift in temperament, beauty and as a great mama. I'm honored to own her.
Puppies Available 🎁 Only 2 Little Girls Left For Under The Tree 🎄
🎁 Blue Bird "Birdy" *SOLD*
Birdy is a sweet independent girl. Very smart! She was the first to learn that she had to sit to get her food put down... it's the little things at this age ;) Collar was red, now blue.
🎁 Lellow - Yellow Collar *SOLD*
Lellow's personality is larger than life!! She has the most beautiful face, charming attitude, and she is a twirler ... thats right, when she gets excited she twirls in circles ... Darling!
Rogue - Grey Girl *SOLD*
Loki - Green Boy *SOLD*
Loki has already gone home but I included these pictures after his head gear was removed so you get an idea what the crop looks like. They are PERFECT
Lucille - Pink Collar *SOLD*
Pinkerton is such a sweetheart. She is smart, outgoing, curious about everything and so excited to be with you. She is so much fun to have around.
Zoey - Orange Girl *SOLD*
These dolls made a 4000 mile week long road trip (Washington State to Ohio) to get their ears done. Along the journey they learned to ride quietly loose in the van, potty on command at every pit stop, sleep in a crate at hotels, and they're so much fun to travel with. At home, they have a doggie door available and have pretty much potty trained themselves. They've been socialized with all the farm animals and love to play with all my adult dogs. We are working on patience and waiting their turns when it comes to treats, they have to sit and no stealing from others... it's a work in progress. They are very smart puppies and learn quickly. You will love yours!!
All puppies are AKC Limited Registry. A $2000 non-refundable deposit holds your puppy and can be transferred to a different pup if you so choose. If you want to be put on the waitlist to pick from a future litter, a $500 deposit secures your picking order, first to pay is first to pick.
I look forward to helping you pick out your next family member and guardian. Let's visit 509.991.4788
Past Litter
Born Sept 22, 2023
Dad
Cadillac Jack by Calliana (Romania) "Martin"
COR A 9992-21/143 (ROM)
DOB 11.09.20
Exc. 1 CACJ, Best Male x2
Exc. 1 CACJ, Best of Breed
Romanian Junior Champion
Doberman Trophy
Exc. 1 Cac Open Class Winner
Mom
Gentlemen Place Your Bets
"Roulette"
AKC: WS70953005
OFA24F OFEL24
DOB 07.15.20
Great European Bloodlines
Puppies Available
Mr. Angel is quiet, sweet, smart and has the prettiest face ever put on a dog. He listens to off, sit and stay... very well behaved. Such a precious boy!!
*SOLD*
Moose is pretty sure he's going to be the next president!! His personality fits his size... HUGE!! He's so much fun to be around.
*SOLD*
Eli is such a lover. He is quiet and kind about wanting your attention. He'll just stare at you or touch you with his paw to let you know he's there. Super sweet boy.
*SOLD*
Princess is picture perfect in beauty, structure and personality.
*SOLD*
These dolls recently made a 4000 mile week long road trip (Washington State to Ohio) to get their ears done. Along the journey they learned to ride quietly in the truck, potty on command at every pit stop, sleep in a crate at hotels, and they were so much fun to travel with. It also gave me the opportunity to really get their own individual personalities so the description under their pictures are on point. They use a doggy door at home and since being potty trained, in the truck, they haven't had any accidents in their room.
All puppies are AKC Limited Registry. A $2000 non-refundable deposit holds your puppy and can be transferred to a different pup if you so choose. If you want to be put on the waitlist to pick from a future litter, a $500 deposit secures your picking order, first to pay is first to pick.
